S.O.B.s! The Salvation Army guys finally came after I waited all day for them and...they won't take the media cabinet. They took one look at it and were like, no way. One of the guys was willing (the one who carried down all the other stuff while his little friend fiddled around and finally took one thing down). They said, "we need 4 guys for this, not 2." Fine, we'll run and get the guys upstairs to help out. But no, they then claimed they didn't have enough time today because they had gotten here so late. What?
It is no longer the elephant in the living room, it is the hulking media cabinet in the outside hall. We are getting a saw tomorrow and sawing it apart. I could scream.